New York Cartoons: Best of 2024
If you’ve been stockpiling articles to read ‘when you get time,’ Dead Week is the perfect opportunity to do so.
2024 has been wilder than a Times Square Elmo on a can of Monster Energy. Amid the madness, New York Cartoons somehow became a Substack Best-Seller, which either means you all have excellent taste or we're collectively experiencing a shared delusion. Either way, I'll take it. Thank you.
If I had to sum up this year in a single gif, it would be…
For those of you hoarding newsletters like squirrels before winter, Dead Week is your moment. You know, that weird, liminal space between Christmas and New Year's when time loses all meaning, and you can't remember if it's Tuesday or February.
Below is everything I wrote this year. Feel free to pick through it like a ravenous aunt at a charcuterie board before Christmas dinner. It’s yours to enjoy. Nobody’s watching.
And hey, if you've been enjoying this circus of creativity but haven't upgraded to a paid subscription yet, consider this my subtle-as-a-brick hint: Every paid subscription means one less freelance gig I have to take, which means more time to write these newsletters instead of drawing another corporate mascot that looks suspiciously like an off-model bootleg of Spongebob Squarepants. Plus, it helps justify to my accountant why I keep writing off bagels as a "business expense."
With love, your pal,
If you’d prefer a menu list of links to browse and pick from, here is everything published in 2024:
A Small Moment on the Sidewalk Outside Trump Hotel on Thursday
'How do you decide who you're going to be when you get up in the morning?'
3 Hot Hours Stranded on New Jersey Transit with Livid Passengers
A Botched Audition, a Hair-Dryer, and a hunt for Pina Colada mix.
A New York Burlesque Show, A Crotch Muppet, The Stripper Police & A Belarusian Prison Guard
A New Yorkers Night at Rodney's (feat. a New York City Icon. Also, OnlyFans)
A Night at the "Moulin Rouge" AKA- The Al Hirschfeld Theatre
I hid these cards around New York and got the weirdest emails back.
My dog just encountered his first AI Robot Dog on the NYC Sidewalk
Nothing says "Will You Marry Me?" like a cartoon that says "Will You Marry Me?"
Paris Sketchbook #2- Christmas Day Orphans at Cafe Vaudeville
Sneaking Into The Good Room with Meryl Streep- A Wild Night of Bottomless Martinis & Parasol Churros
Thank you for making New York Cartoons a Substack Best-Seller!
The New Yorker VS. New York Review of Books - A Scandal in Central Park
Today's Daily New Yorker Cartoon- Halftime at the Felony Finals
We Drew every street in New York City on Our Apartment Wall.
If you’d prefer them all with wee previews of what they’re about, take a squiz…
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